Believe it or not these are real Country & Western songs?

It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your *** Out All Day Long





Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears





I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?





If I Had My Life to Live Over, I'd Live Over a Delicatessen





If I Were In Your Shoes, I'd Walk Right Back To Me





All My Exes Live in Texas





Saddle Up the Stove, Ma, I'm Riding the Range Tonight





I Thought She Was Out Jogging, But She Was Running Around On Me





If the Phone Don't Ring, It's Me Not Calling You Up





All the Guys Who Turn Me On Turn Me Down





Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye





(Pardon Me) I've Got Someone To Kill





Peel Me a Nanner





I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2





If The Jukebox Took Teardrops I'd Cry All Night Long





If Love Were Oil, I'd be a Quart Low





Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart was Pure





I Don't Know Whether To Come Home Or Go Crazy





Just Bought a Car From a Guy That Stole my Girl, but the Car Don't Run, So I Figure We Got an Even Deal





Her Body Couldn't Keep You Off My Mind





Her Cheatin' Heart Made A Drunken Fool Out Of Me





Out Of My Head And Back In My Bed





You're A Cross I Can't Bear





At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self-Service Pump





How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me?





If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You





If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now





I Wish I Were a Woman (So I Could Go Out With a Guy Like Me)





I Would Have Wrote You a Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!





It Don't Feel Like Sinnin' To Me





I'm Gettin' Gray From Being Blue





If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet?





Would Jesus Wear A Rolex On His Television Show?





You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me





I Sat Down On a Beartrap (Just This Morning)





I Sent Her Artificial Flowers For Her Artificial Love





Mama, Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)





Heaven's Just A Sin Away





She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart





I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me





Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart





If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You





Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You





Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well





Gave Her My Heart and a Diamond And She Clubbed Me With a Spade





I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling





Going to Hell in Your Heavenly Arms





If Whiskey Were A Woman I'd Be Married For Sure





It Ain't Love But It Ain't Bad





Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better





I Wouldn't Take Her To a Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win





I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart





She Feels Like A New Man Tonight





I May Be Used (But Baby I Ain't Used Up)





I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised





If Drinkin' Don't Kill Me Her Memory Will





Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart





If You Can't Feel It (It Ain't There)





Your Negligee Has Turned To a Flannel Nightgown





You're The Hangnail In My Life, And I Can't Bite You Off





You Changed Your Name From Brown to Jones, and Mine From Brown to Blue





Touch Me With More Than Your Hands





The Last Word In Lonesome Is "Me"





Do You Love As Good As You Look





I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight





Who's Makin' Time with the Time Keeper's Daughter, when the Time Keeper's Keepin' Time?





When We Get Back To the Farm (That's When We Really Go To Town)





Walk Out Backwards Slowly So I'll Think You're Walking In





My Shoes Keep Walkin' Back to You





You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log





And There was Grandma, Swingin' on the Outhouse Door, Without a Shirt On





How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away?





I'd Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You





Why Do You Believe Me When I Tell You That I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?





He's Been Drunk Since His Wife's Gone Punk





You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly





I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You





She Got The Gold Mine and I Got The Shaft





Come Out of the Wheatfield Nelly, You're Going Against the Grain





My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him





I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life





Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life





Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone





Don't Chop Any Wood, Mother, I'm Comin' in With a Load





If You Don't Leave Me Alone I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will





She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger





I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line





Bubba Shot the Jukebox





I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me.





There Ain't Enough Room in my Fruit of the Looms to Hold All My Lovin' for You





Four on the Floor and a Fifth Under the Seat





She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night it Was Honor and Offer





Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed





My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart





Thanks To the Cathouse, I'm In The Doghouse With You





They May Put Me In Prison But They Can't Stop My Face From Breaking Out

Believe it or not these are real Country %26amp; Western songs?
Funny stuff here...
Reply:Very good


What happens if you play country music backwards?


You get your wife and your dog back.
Reply:Some good ones


all amusing
Reply:Ha ha some good ones. That's a lot of songs yeehaw!!








:-)))
Reply:thanks
Reply:Here are a few sites with even more, including "I Gave Her My Heart and a Diamond and She Clubbed Me With a Spade" and the ever-popular "I Would Have Wrote You a Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck"
Reply:I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised, Merle Haggard, Johnny Paycheck


Johnny Cash has sung it to but prefer merle's


If You Can't Feel It (It Ain't There) williy nelson did a nice one of this song.


another:: one is momma she's lazy.lazyer than me..so funny.


If My Nose Was Running Money, Honey, I'd Blow It Al On You


http://www.countrysongtitles.com/


try the link above some real strange ones there





but alot ive never heard of.
Reply:Seen some of them before but many are new to me and I love em!!!
Reply:very good
Reply:very funny there Jim!!!


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Reply:I believe you....why shouldn't I?
Reply:Heeyyy!!!


I happen to like country.....but I never heard of a lot of these


Very funny puggy.....Have 1234 stars
Reply:OMG!!!